Apparently Twilight's following in Harry Potter's footsteps and coming out with one story in two movies. Great. 

I like words. Whether forging facetiae to fell the fainéant or to augment the auspicious, it's a hobby. But sometimes, it's better to let others do the talking: 

'And here it is. And I hate you both.' (Thanks Claudia (from Interview with the Vampire. You know. A worthwhile vampire series.))

Enough with the gimmicks, Hollywood. I don't want to watch Step Up in 3-D. I don't want to buy the Fox 75th Anniversary Collection on DVD just because it's not out on Blu-Ray yet. And I definitely don't want to go through the Lord-of-the-Rings-syndrome twice more with Potter and Cullen that's for damn sure.

Oh, and while we're at it, please, please take Cameron Diaz out of The Green Hornet. It's strange enough that Seth Rogan (?) is playing Britt...